Yesterday on the Jones Falls Trail, Johnny hit a pipe that shouldn’t have been there and should have been marked. Johnny went down hard and cut up his face, broke his glasses, smashed his helmet, smashed his right hand, hurt his left shoulder, and broke his left hand/wrist — and cut up everything else, too. He praises the coffee gods for helmets, gloves, his own stocky vitality, and a lot of luck.
He can’t type, so you’re spared pictures of the carnage.
Thank you and good night.
(dictated not read)


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04.09.09 at 9:44 am
Allan
Oh, no! I’m sorry to hear it. Best wishes for a speedy recovery.
04.09.09 at 9:51 am
liam
oh shit! where was the pipe exactly?
get better fast! waiting for pictures.
hope you can get someone to pay you to replace your stuff.
04.09.09 at 11:03 am
Bob Wagner
Aw man. That is so unfair. I’m sorry Johnny.
Please heal well, heal quick.
BTW If you need any “pain meds” I can stop at Wine Source and bring some up.
-Bob
04.12.09 at 8:37 am
Marc Hummel
That’s crazy!!!
04.17.09 at 9:23 am
Josh Keogh
I wish for you a speedy recovery.
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