Can you imagine what an over-weight, drugged up, loud and obnoxious über-Righty thinks about cycling? You can’t? What? Read it here.
I think a cartoon of a Fred-ish cyclist beating his big dumb head in with a car door removed when said cyclist hit it would be funny. Terrible and violent and offensive to my better sensibilities. But funny as shit nonetheless.


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03.24.09 at 1:58 pm
Johnny
In that photo, doesn’t he look like he should be talking about smoking a stick of butter, like Homer Simpson did when he said, “My body is a temple!” Wait, that’s mean.
03.24.09 at 6:33 pm
spiderleggreen
He’s doing his Godfather routine… badly.
03.25.09 at 8:08 am
Johnny
LMAO
03.28.09 at 1:46 pm
Lapiernanegra
He asking for two (more) bottles of oxycodone. But, I like smoking a stick of butter myself.
03.30.09 at 12:23 pm
mule1
Yeah, I’m not even gonna be nice about this I’m just gonna say it. Rush, go fuck yourself, you fat, big mouth, worthless piece of shit.
05.12.09 at 11:58 pm
mule1
Maybe he’s smelling his fingures after he stuck them in his………oh sorry don’t wanna offend anybody
08.11.09 at 3:36 pm
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