If you access the Jones Falls Trail at the switchback (where Wyman and Druid Hill parks meet), be careful — if what you are doing there involves anything but leaping. Turns out that someone thought it would be in everyone’s interest to put a huge pipe across the trail. It’s not painted orange or surrounded by warning tape or a even a sign down on office paper with a Sharpie. No. Nothing. So when someone like me was running late for work Monday morning and barreling downtown a little bit, such an obstacle came as a shock. I mean, I wasn’t exactly going full steam because there’s a sharp (i.e. 120 degree) turn to make to start the descent down the embankment. But I still almost crashed into it and credit the large amounts of coffee I drink with fueling my reflexes into not smashing my front wheel over it and falling down the hill.
Big surprise: it’s not hooked up to anything, and no one’s doing anything with the frikkin thing.
You have two options if you still wanna use the trail here:
1) Stop, lift your bike over the pipe and get going (and it’s pretty high, if you carry weight on your bike).
2) Use the bridge, where you have to go half way across to get through the weird curb thing there and turn around. I choose this because I am too lazy to get off the bike, and — you know — you do get a nice view of Horseshoe Falls from the bridge, which was a nice surprise to me yesterday while I was cussing under my breath.
If it’s still there and still not used Friday, I say we get together and dismantle the part that is in the way.
Better coverage, with a photo at Cyclosity.


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02.17.09 at 3:11 pm
Cyclosity
I am so down for moving it off the trail. I’d guess it can be dragged over, it’s not more than 180 pounds per section.
02.17.09 at 4:17 pm
Johnny
Looks like we could take it apart, and Dan is one strong sumbitch….
02.17.09 at 5:54 pm
Johnny
Edit:
On my way home from work, some dudes were hooking it up and playing with a chainsaw (?). Damn it.
We could at least paint the fukkin thing orange to warn people though:)
02.17.09 at 6:27 pm
Cyclosity
@ Johnny
Ask what it’s for and why it needs to be on the trail?
Think it’s going to the boy scout camp or something?
Or an expected removal date…
But I’m still for painting it orange or messing with it to make it safer.
02.17.09 at 7:26 pm
Johnny
I know some folks at the BSA HQ in the Steiff building, so I can see if they know what it’s about. There’s another piece closer to Potts and Callahan at the bottom of the hill, too. Now that I’m in a better mood, I feel less like taking it apart and rolling it out of the way like I did earlier today, LOL. It would be my luck that I rolled a piece out of the way and slowed down a clean-up project for the river:(
But still, they should have a warning up or something.
02.17.09 at 9:28 pm
mule1
What typical Baltimore city bullshit. They want people to ride but put big pipes across the bike trails. Sooner or later someone is gonna get FUBARed on that. What about if we, as a group, contact the city and ask them to put a ramp over it.
02.17.09 at 10:59 pm
Johnny
I think that, where it is, a ramp might not have enough room. They’d probably be like, “Uh, we can’t guarantee the structure of the big pipe with people riding over it,” or some bullshit like that.
There has to be someone to contact though. Maybe Parks and People or JF Watershed?
02.19.09 at 1:32 pm
mule1
I’m sure they could put a ramp over it.
02.19.09 at 4:15 pm
Johnny
We could build one….
07.15.09 at 5:13 pm
Johnny
I can’t believe no one mentioned the irony of me bitching about a big pipe on the trail but then hitting the smaller one at the bottom and actually crashing, LOL.